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Let there be chives!


My good friend gave me this chive light for Christmas because of our shared love of the chives. I’m so excited to explain its origins in 30 years.

by BeeSlz

35 Comments

  1. crunchatize-me-daddy

    1. I need one of these.
    2. I wonder if r/onionlovers appreciates chives

  3. heegos

    Cool lamp!!! (But those are definitely scallions)

  5. Slim-Shadys-Fat-Tits

    does half of this sub not know what a chive is???

  6. stealthsjw

    I don’t understand how we went through 70 days of pictures of chives and so many of you all still don’t know what they look like.

  9. 100_cats_on_a_phone

    From the [site](https://softsurprise.com/products/ws-night-light-green-onion):
    > Do you have US type A or B outlets? Do you experience…darkness? Do you love green onion (sexual)? Boy oh BOY, do I have “the thing” for you, introducing: nighty night g’onion. Finally with THIS very microplastic night light, you can enjoy an eternal bunch of the best garnish to ever garnish god’s dying earth. Spicy

    > Side effects may include: wondering if you’ll die alone, but if so, at least  you’ll die with a green onion night light.

  10. factoid_

    Those are clearly scallions with the white base

  11. PervlovianResponse

    **CHIVE ON** 👏🏼👏🏼

    **CHIVE OFF** 👏🏼👏🏼

    #Chive on, chive off – the chiver👏🏼👏🏼

  14. ToadstoolsRule

    I was hoping F1exican got it for Christmas!, ha.

    But i’m glad you got it and shared it with us chive- hungry folk!

  15. Left_Caterpillar845

    I need Mythical Chef Josh to see this.

  17. BallDesperate2140

    There’s a leek in your logic, there

  18. TimberOctopus

    Of all the trends to fearlessly endorse…..

    I suppose there are worse.

  23. Important-Radish-722

    Nice ramp shade, though it has some light leeks.

  24. RodneyOgg

    Tch, you wouldn’t understand, you’re clearly not on Reddit

  31. sortalikeachinchilla

    Okay so this is just shitposting sub right?

  32. Ferro_Giconi

    I don’t care if those are technically chives or not, it’s cool to see 3D printing leaking into this sub because of chives.